Listen, Wanderlei, I will do a home invasion on you. I will cut the power to your house and the next thing you hear will be me climbing up your stairs in a pair of night vision goggles… I’ll pick the lock to the master room door, take a picture of you in bed with the Nogueira brothers working on your ‘jiu-jitsu’. I’ll take said photograph, I’ll post it at www.dorksfrombrazil.com… that, Wanderlei, is how you threaten somebody, dummy.
Take a contract that says Wanderlei vs Sonnen and have him sign that with your cameras rolling. He won’t do it. Why? Because he’s scared and he sucks.
(Source: sonnench, via godsforgottendream)